hee hee, hoo hoo

"Quick, before the baby comes -- what words rhymes with 'cervix'?!"

get it! get it!

I think her birthday wish was hyperventilation.

be at one with the chain

Sure, this dog can keep balance on a thin chain, but can it chew apart every pair of shoes it sees like our dog?! Yeah, didn't think so.

I have a demo if you wanna listen!

It's hard to tell who your real friends are in life. Or in the maternity ward.

world's gassiest drummer

We love the sweet sounds of Dieseland jazz...I mean, Dixieland.